Making Things Up Again

Josh Gad, Nikki M. James, Lewis Cleale, John Eric Parker

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Josh Gad

Joshua Ilan Gad (born February 23, 1981) is an American actor, comedian and singer. He is known for voicing Olaf in Frozen, playing Elder Arnold Cunningham in the Broadway musical The Book of Mormon, and LeFou in the live action adaptation of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. He has also appeared in ER, The Daily Show, Modern Family, New Girl, Bored to Death, and Numb3rs. Gad played Skip Gilchrist in the political sitcom 1600 Penn on NBC, and a fictionalized version of himself on FX's The Comedians, alongside Billy Crystal. His other film roles include The Rocker, The Internship, 21, Love & Other Drugs, Frozen, Jobs, Pixels, The Wedding Ringer, The Angry Birds Movie, A Dog's Purpose, Marshall, and Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express. He will star in t… more »


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And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites: 
"I know you're really depressed, 
what with all your AIDS and everything
but there is an answer in Christ."

You see? This book can help us!
I just told a lie
No, wait, I didn't lie
I just used my imagination
And it worked!

You're making things up again, Arnold (But it worked, Dad!)
You're stretching the truth again and you know it
Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold (Joseph Smith?)
Because a lie is a lie (It's not a lie!)
You're making things up again, Arnold (Oh, conscience!)
You're taking the holy word and adding fiction!
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold
When you fib, there's a price

Ehh, this it bullshit! 
The story I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS 
is by sleeping with a virgin
I'm going to go and rape a baby!

What?! Oh my-no! You can't do that! No!
Why not?
Because that is definitely against God's will!
Says who? 
Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby, huh? Nowhere!

Uhhhh, behold! 
The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith "You shall not have sex with that infant!" 
LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?" 
And the Lord said, "If you lay with an infant, you shall...burn in the fiery pits of Mordor!"

Really?
Uh-huh... Uh-huh! 
"A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. 
I shall give unto you... a frog!" 
And thus: Joseph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!

Ohhhhh!

You're making things up again, Arnold
You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
You can't just say what you want, Arnold! (Come, on, Hobbits!)
You're digging yourself a deep hole!

I'm making things up again, kind of
But this time, it's helping a dozen people
It's nothing so bad because this time
I'm not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? (No!)

Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
What? What is it?
Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's clitoris!
Huh?

This is all very interesting
But women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants!
No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
How do you know? Christ never said nothin' 'bout no clitoris!

Yes! Yes, he did! 
In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's clitoris
But, right before they did, Jesus had 
Boba Fett turn 'em into frogs!

Frogs?
You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith?
Right! Right! Like those frogs! 
For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!

You're making things up again, Arnold (We're learning the truth!)
You're taking the holy word and adding fiction! (The truth about God!)
Be careful how you proceed, Arnold (We're going to paradise!)
When you fib, there's a price!

Who would have thought I'd have this magic touch?
Who'd have believed I could man up this much?
I'm talking, they're listening, my stories are glistening
I'm gonna save them all with this stuff! (Ooooh la)

You're making things up again, Arnold (Elder Cunningham!)
You're making things up again, Arnold (Holy prophet man!)
You're making things up again, Arnold (Our savior!)
You're making things up again
Hmmm, up again, making things, you are
Arnold

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Written by: JEFF MARX, MATTHEW E. STONE, TREY PARKER, BOBBY LOPEZ

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