Ignoranus (Original 1999)
Bratwurst Orange
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Ignoranus sun melting down my ice cream Effervescent sun lifting down my wet dream Why can't caesar salad just let me be now Why don't shotgun shell ads just let me be proud They call me the muffin man And I am the muffin man The ignoranus muffin man I do the things that muffins can They call me the muffin man And I am the muffin man The ignoranus muffin man I do the things that muffins can Chinchilla mucous membrane in my left hand The long arm of the law is in my right hand There is no hope for this spoken word band The only cannibals in this foreign land They call me the muffin man And I am the muffin man I do the things that muffins can I'm an ignoranus muffin man They call me the muffin man And I am the muffin man The ignoranus muffin man I do the things that muffins can Polymorphic frog comes to eat my left cheese Ovulating egg hides behind an oak tree Epileptic cow shows off his new udder Narcoleptic grey shows off his new brother Saprozoic earth eating from my lunch bag Protoplasmic death warning an old hag Computerized life being all that we are Vonnegut-esque realm seemingly close so far
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