Not Evil
Tiffany Haddish
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Oh no, are we in a musical? Uh, hope not Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil queens You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me (Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) I won't lie (not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) It's actually very suspicious that you're leading with this I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans No ulterior motive, just wanna help where I can I wanna shower you with gifts 'Cause I'm selfless and sweet So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi The least evil queen in history And if you do not believe me I totally won't imprison your family 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me (Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) Really? 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here (not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) Benny, do you like spaceships? 'Cause I think they are great How'd you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait! Well, now, my good friend You can build the spaceship of your dreams On your very own planet with Your own spaceship-building scene Come on, do not fall for this Wildstyle! Haven't you heard? There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her (Not evil, not evil, no, she's the least evil person I know) Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen Yar, well, I'm not buyin' it MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel It's like a spider without a web Or a queen without a fool Even her metaphors are suspicious I've got a surprise for you A planet that's really a pirate ship And the population, your crew Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil What about me? Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine? A lot Times that by infinity And, Batman Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything Oh, I know, that's why I'm going to give you half of everything Uh, like everything, everything? Everything, everything She's rad, this chick gets me Here's some other adjectives People use to describe me Unduplicitous, unmalicious Unconniving, unnasty You're clearly just adding "un" to words that describe you Who? Me? I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi I never trick people into trusting me By hiding my true personalities So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds 'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me I never cheat, I never bribe I never scheme, I never lie And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie 'Cause I never lie and I never Laugh when children cry And I never poison enemies of mine And I never cry when I'm alone at night 'Cause as I said, I love my life I'm gettin' off track Let me get back to the point I was makin' I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi The most least evil person you'll ever meet And if you make eye contact with me I totally won't have you executed immediately 'Cause that'd be evil (evil) Evil (evil), evil, and that's so not me
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Written by: Jon Lajoie
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