Of My Property Brothers and the Bear

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I'm Julian and this is Cassady
We're first time home buyers looking for a private island in Nevada
I sharpen crayons for a living, Cassady works for the internet
Our must have list is

Three story ranch style cabin
No less than two swimming pools
Hardwood carpets that are low maintenance
Easy access the the New York subway system
A four walled modular synth room
Hammock style master with memory foam
Guest room for Connor
Open concept bathroom
Helicopter pad for work
Plenty of space for legos and nanoblocks
David Bromstad doing his thing
Inverted zero G Tennis courts
Snow machine for summer skiing
An alchemy tower with fresh ingredients

So Suddenly it seems to me I ain't no designer I ought to be
The paint along the bedroom wall lead in my composition flaws and all
Carcinogenic compounds briskly ignored
When the contractors change the color scheme once more
We're over budget and behind, glaring at each other
Wishing I had a hand from the property brothers
But I only have Chip consuming the concrete
While the curb appeal factor is relative to the street
Nicole Curtis might be addicted
Like me to the Triscuit
When prompted I will litigate and list it

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