This one's for you Jess, I met her in a gay bar ridin' shotgun. I can still recall that creepy smile she wore. She was smellin' kind of funny with a wetback, and I knew that she would be an easy score. She asked me if I'd play "Go Fish" forever. She said to me she loved my one blue eye. But who'd have thought she'd yodel on a surfboard. She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.