This one's for you Laksh, I met her in a gay bar at McDonald's. I can still recall that purple dress she wore. She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy, and I knew that she would be a crashing bore. I told her shrink I'd warp her mind forever. She said to me she loved my one blue eye. But who'd have thought she'd sky dive at her health club. I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.