Ass Like That

by Eminem

Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), known professionally as Eminem (/ˌɛmɪˈnɛm/; often stylized as EMINƎM), is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any…

Year: 2004

Aw baby

[Chorus]
The way you shake it,
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that,
The way you move it,
You make my pee-pee go,
Da-doing doing doing,
I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true,
I ain't never seen an ass like that,
The way you move it,
You make my pee-pee go
Da-doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shakin' that ass to that new Nelly jams, I
Think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'm a answer
Police saying "freeze" da-doing doing doing,
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest
I am agreeing Mr. Officer,
I'm already on my knees,
I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer,
I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make R and B I sing song It goes
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Sike, I joke I joke I kidd I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry,
Please, please forgive
For I am Triumph the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and
You will love it

[Chorus]
The way you shake it,
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that,
The way you move it,
You make my pee-pee go,
Da-doing doing doing,
Jessica Simpson,
Looks so-so tempting,
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that,
Every time I see that show on MTV my peepee goes
Da-doing doing doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome,
Now they're getting older they're starting
To grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying "freeze" da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez I just got my seat I have ticket look,
I put it away my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this
Movie theater please
I did not even get to see, Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or
Make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Peewee Herman
This movie's P-G
Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney,
I will simply plead innocent
Cop a plea and be free, free, yes, free
Right back on the streets,
What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael
He's too busy?
I am Triumph,
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
Cause there's a puppet on my hand (Ha ha)

[Chorus]

The way she moves she dances like a go-go,
In the video she sings
"Get out you bozo"
I need a new boyfriend hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze" da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch
I just baked cookies, Mr. Officer,
Lookie, take a whiff of these,
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this,
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, On the radio, but I think I did,
Janet, is that a breast?
I think I just saw a tit!
Sike, I joke I joke I kidd I kidd
I don't think my joke is working
I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get down!

[Chorus]

What the fuck is wrong wit' chu?  (Ha ha ha)