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You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
by Loretta Lynn



You're the reason I'm riding around on recap tires
You're the reason I'm hangin our clothes outside on wires
You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling ohh
but looks ain't everythang and money ain't everythang
but I love you just the same

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop
You're the reason I never get to go to the beuty shop
You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling ohh
but looks ain't everthang and money ain't everythang
but I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need
cause when we get ahead we got another mouth to feed

And thats the reason that my good looks and my vigor is gone
and thats the reason I ain't got no hair to comb
You're the reason our kids are ugly my darling ohh
but looks ain't everythang and money ain't everythang
but i love you just the same

(Conway why in the devil don't you shave and put on a clean pair of pants)

(But Loretta look at yourself I wish you'd take them curlers out your hair and put a little makeup and get out of that house coat before supper)

(Huh let me tell you sumthing Conway considering everthing I've been through today I look like a movie star)

(Yeah Ruth Buzley)

(Thank You)

(Beside that all our kids took after your side of the family)

(Oh they did huh? What about the one thats bald?)

(Well I guess you might say they took after me.)
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Lyrics submitted by Marissa.