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You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
by Dr. Seuss



You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddley as a cactus
And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
You're brain is full of spiders
You got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

You're a vial one, Mr. Grinch
You have termite in your smile.
You have an all inter sweetness of a sea sick crocidile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between you i chose the...sea sick crocidile.
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Lyrics submitted by Trent.