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You Can Be Mean to Me
by Bob & Tom



You can be mean to mean, mean as you want to be;
Just say anything that you like,
You can be nasty and catty and cruel and unusual
Twist my nose with your fingers; Trip me while I carry liquids
But as you pin me down; My arms down on the ground
As your spit drips into my face; Deep in the back of your mind,
Remember at some point you’ll have to fall asleep

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And when you fall asleep into your room I’ll creep
Did something move in the dark neath your bed?
And then a voice you hear, calling out loud and clear
A voice that is your own
A voice that’s saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH

There’s things one can do with, BenGay, Nair, and Super Glue
A package of indelible die, Why would a guy such as I ever buy indelible dye,
Blue as the sky; don’t ask me why
This catalog I found, sells roaches by the pound; Millipedes, centipedes too;
They say the meek will inherit; because they stay up late and change the will.

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Lyrics submitted by Rita Carroll.
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