Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too [*] lyrics

If I die and go to Hell real soon,
It will appear to me as,
This room.
And for eternity i'd lay in bed,
In my boxers,
Half stoned,
With the pillow under my head.
I'd be chatting on the inter-web.
Maggots lay upon the,
Living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said,
On the phone,
Everyday.
I'd permanatley hit the hay-hay.

I called her on the phone and,
She touched herself.
She touched herself,
She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and,
She touched herslef.
I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my,
Cross to bear.
When she described her underwear,
I forgot all the rules,
My Rabbi taught me in the old school.
You're too young to be this empty girl,
But, I'll prepare for this sick, dark world.
Know, that you will be my downfall,
But I call, and I call, and I call.

[ chorus ]

I don't know what I want.
[ x4]
I don't know what i want, ( met you on the internet. )
I don't know what I want, ( then i lied about it. )
[ x2 ]

[ chorus x2 ]
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Lyrics submitted by Michayla.