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Were You Born an Asshole? (The I-95 Song)
by Kip Attaway



Were you born an asshole
Or did you work it your whole life
Either way it worked out fine
Cause you’re an asshole tonight

Yes you’re an A S S H O L E (spelled)
And don’t you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You’re an asshole tonight.

You were and asshole yesterday
You’re and asshole tonight
I got a feel’en
You’ll be and asshole the rest of your life

(Music)

I was talk’en to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were and asshole
She said yes I think you’re right

And all you friends are asshole
Cause you’ve known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole
Or did you work it your whole life
Either way it worked out fine
Cause you’re an asshole tonight
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Lyrics submitted by Peter.
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