We Made You
by Eminem

guess who!
didya miss me!
Jessica Simpson
sing the chorus

when you walked throught the door it was clear to me
"clear to me"
youre the one they adore who they came to see
"who they came to see"
your a rockstar
everybody wants you
"everybody wants you"
who can really blame you
"who can really blame you"
were the ones who made you

back by popular demand
now pop a lil zantac for antacid if you can
your ready to tackle any task that is at hand
how does it feel
is it fantastic is it grand
well look at all the massive masses in the stands
shady man no dont massacre the fans
damn I think Kim Kardashians a man
she stalked him
just cause he asked to put his hands on her
massive gluteus maximus again
squeeze then squish it then pass it to her friend
can he come back as nasty as he can
yes he can can dont ask me this again
he does not mean to lesbian offend
but Lyndsey
please come back to seein men
Samanthas a 2
your practically a 10
I know you want me girl in fact i see you grin
now c'min girl


the enforcer
lookin for more women to torture
walk up to the cutest girl and
charlie horse her
sorry Portia
but what does Ellen Degeneres
have that I dont
are you tellin me tenderness
well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
give me my ventolin inhaler and two xenadrin
and Ill invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
baby say hello to my little friend
Brit f'rget K-Fed
luts cut off the middle man
forget em or your gonna end up in the hospital again
and this time it wont be for the ridelin binge
forget them other men girl
pay them little attention
and lil did I mention that Jennifers in
love with me John Maher
so sit on the bench
man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
they take em out they got style
but hit it then slip


and thats why
my love
youll never live without
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checkin me out
and baby
you know
you know you want me to
dont try to deny it baby Im the only one for you!

(fart) damn girl Im beginning to sprout an alfaalfa
why should I wash my filthy mouth out
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
man Cash I dont mean to mess with youre gal but
Jessica Alba
put her breast on my mouth bro
I just made a mess of my trousers
and they wonder why I keep dressin like elvis
lord help us hes back in his pink alf shirt
lookin like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes bout to flip
rest assured supermans here to rescue ya
can you blame me
your my Amy
Im your Blake
matter fact
bake me a birthday cake
with a sawblade in it to make my jail break
baby I think you just met your soul mate
now break it down girl


so baby get down down down
get down down down
get down down down
baby get down get down

baby get down down down
get down down down
get down down down
baby get down get down

oh Amy!

rehab never looked so good!

I cant wait!

Im going back!

Dr. Dre!


Lyrics submitted by James.