Adore You Parody
by Bart Baker

Huh Huh
Ooh I need help
Are you watching?
If I am
Making this pointless sex tape right
I just keep on biting
My arm
I’ll try mastur

This awful drawn out tune is a total bore
So I turned to shock value and made a gay porn
Dad, I’m a whore
Aren’t you proud of me?
Can’t ignore someone this trashy

Feed me
I am starving
I am crying out
for food
That’s why I try to eat my fingers and bed sheets
I look like a gross malnourished JB
My arm
Tastes like chicken
Oh oh oh

Miley, it’s me, Mickey
Stop being a slut
Please come back to Disney and Hannah Montana

No, I’m a whore
Fuck you and Disney
Softcore [p 0 rn]
Makes way more money

Fingering myself in milk and rubbing on my tiny titties
Come join me

No way, you skank, I’m not here to get nasty

God Mickey you don’t know what you’re missing
just give in and let’s screw
You can’t say no to me, be a mouse and score

I need my moral Miley

You need Hannah more

Could I ask for you to wear this wig, boo? Oh yeah, that’s it!
Hold this mic too. Oh baby – oh yes, that will do. Oh god.

Miley? Miley open up! It’s your daddy.

Oh yeah. The best of both worlds.

Oh sweet niblets.

Oh sweet niblets.

Oh sweet niblets.
Lyrics submitted by Sanicha Gomez.