Harry Potter In 99 Seconds
by Jon Cozart

There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lighting scar

Yo Harry, you´re a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy´s boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer´s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny´s gone
And Harry´s in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat is a man
And now the prisioner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the Prisioner of Azkaban
Who just happens to be Harry´s Godfather
I don´t really get it either

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed
He´s back!

Harry, Harry it´s getting scary
Voldemort´s back
Now you´re a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring you´re
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco´s a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be! Oh!

Split your soul
seven parts of a whole
The horcruxes
It´s Dumbledore´s end

There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath
Lyrics submitted by Natalie Kaczmar.
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