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All around the country and coast to coast
People always say "What do you like most?"
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast,
I always tell them I like toast.

YEA TOAST (x2)

I wake up in the mornin' 'bout six am,
Have a little jelly, have a little jam.
Take a piece of bread and put it in the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast.

YEA TOAST (x2)

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then if it pops too soon
Press down again, make toast.

YEA TOAST

NNNNNHHHH TOAST

When the first caveman drove in from the drag,
Didn't know what would go witha bacon an eggs.
Musta been a genious got it in his head,
Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread, Make toast.

YEA TOAST

NNNNNHHHH TOAST

oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante, et vous yvette?
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oui marie baggette bon soir.

FRENCH TOAST (x2)

in chicago around the Bob and Tom show



YEAAAAAAAAT TOAST!
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Lyrics submitted by Krystal.