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The Mini Minotaur Song
by Toby Turner



Tim Tim plays for days in a maze and there's a

Minotaur taur
Tiny Minotaur taur
Little Minotaur taur
Mini Minotaur taur (x2)

Cute little tiny little Minotaur sitting in a cradle
(Tim Tim) Aww
He thinks that maybe it's a baby but it nay be!
(Tim Tim) Ah!
(Mini Minotaur) I'm a tiny Minotaur
Little Minotaur
Kill you any minute taur

Minotaur taur
Tiny Minotaur taur
Little Minotaur taur
Mini Minotaur taur (x2)

How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?
Mini mini Minotaurs hate tartar sauce
They're definitely allergic to tartar sauce
And you probably have some tar tar Tim Tim
(Tim Tim) No
You'll need some tartar to kill him
(Tim Tim) Oh
Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim
(Tim Tim screams, eaten, then lights a match in Minotaur's mouth)

Wait, what is that on his tongue tongue Tim Tim
It's a bottle of tartar Tim Tim
Someone before you tried to kill him
Open the jar (twist the lid off)
Open the jar (counter clockwise)
Release tartar and kill Minotaur

(Mini Minotaur) Agh! Tartar! My only weakness! (Brr, explode) (Tim Tim falls to the ground.)

(Tim Tim) Whew, I'm alive! Stop singing songs about me. You're ruining my life!
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Lyrics submitted by Andrew Schrader.