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Take My Drunk Ass Home
by Luke Bryan



[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well I worked all week
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But one turned to ten, and ten turned to twenty
And twenty plus an empty bottle's too damn many

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I can't find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt
My fallback plan, has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

"Help me up... aw put me back down, put me back down"

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I I look like hell,
I feel like sh*t,
I think it's time I call it quits.

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Yea it's time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle, can't find my cell phone
Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone
It's time to take my drunk ass home

If y'all agree, then sing along
It's time to take, my drunk ass home...

"Oh somebody call me a cab, please"
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