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Straight to Video [*]
by Bowling for Soup



(2X) Whoa!

She text messaged me on the phone,
In capital letters, wanting time on her own,
I don't mean to seem out of line,
But it seemed like everything was going just fine,
Times were changing and rearranging,
I never thought that I could go from first to worst,

(Chorus)
She took me straight to video,
In the B movie role,
Last years model with a broken stereo,
New sensation just passed expiration,
Never has a has-been been so low,
Oh no!
So low, Oh no!

You took me to your new boyfriends show,
Danced rock darling to the week, oh no,
I told you that I wanted to go,
All the dudes were wearing makeup and I guess I didn't know,
Things were changing and rearranging,
I never thought that I could go from first to cursed,

(Chorus)
She took me straight to video,
In the B movie role,
Last years model with a broken stereo,
New sensation just passed expiration,
Never has a has-been been so low,
Oh no!
So low, Oh no!

So what's that guy doing with your heart?,
Is he the next contestant on "Tear Us Apart"?
Cause I'm the lowest bidder,
I'm not bitter, I'm just better so don't bother to rewind,

She took me straight to video,
In the B movie role,
Last years model with a busted up stereo,
New sensation just passed expiration,
Never has a has-been been so low,

(Chorus)
She took me straight to video,
In the B movie role,
Last years model with a broken stereo,
New sensation just passed expiration,
Never has a has-been been so low,
Oh no!
(3X) So low, Oh no!
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Lyrics submitted by Ben MacDonald.