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Stand Up in It
by Theodis Ealey



Now this song is going out to all of you players,
Wanna be players,
Wanna be pimps,
Mack daddys,
Or whatever you call yourself,

Well you better get your game face on,
Cause this old lady told me one time,[She say son],
you men think you know what women want,
But you don't,
And then she went on to tell me a story
And it goes something like this,

All you wanna be lovers,
There's something you need to know,
Now this old lady told me a story, a long time ago.
She said Theodis, men think, they know what women want,
But the truth about the whole thing is boy,
they really don't,

[She said], I had a man
who thought he was the worlds greatest lover,
But when you add his time up,
He was just a five minute brother,
He used to squeeze it,[Mmmm] He used to stroke it,
[You know one night we was makin love he said],
That thing is so damn good,
I wanna' [put it in my pipe and smoke it],

She said Theodis you need to know,
That you can squeeze it,or you can stroke it,
do any darn thing,you got the notion,
but you ain't did a "dog gone" thing,
until you,stand up in it,
[Mmmm],you got to stand up in it,

Now this wanna' be brother,
who thought he was the world greatest lover,
stop by my house the other day,
and caught me with my part-time lover,
[He said], baby,[Mmm]baby,why you messin'around on me,

I make sure your rents paid,
I make sure your cable's on,
Now just the other day, I bought you a cell phone.
Baby, [ooo baby], why you do me this way?

She said Theodis, men think, they know what women want,
[Mmm]But the truth about the whole thing is boy,
[they really don't].

now you can play around with it boy and stroke it,
do any darn thing,you gotta' notion,
But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you,
stand up in it,

Now you can squeeze it,[Mmmm] and you can stroke it,
But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you,
stand up in it,[you ain't did a dog gone thing until you],
Oh,ooo you gotta stand up in it,[Boy],
Oh,ooo you gotta stand up in it,[yes you do],

Then she say's,theodis,play that guitar for me,
like you,standin'up in it,i said alright,
[Mmmm do it],[Mmmm],do it,she said no,no,no,no,
gone, play like you stand,you know,stand up in it,
I said ok then,alright then,

[Guitar Solo]

She said Theodis, men think, they know what women want,
But the truth about the whole thing is [Son],
[they really don't],

[She said], now you can squeeze it,[Mmm]or you can stroke it,
But wait a minute, you ain't did a dog gone thing until you,
stand up in it,[Oooo]

now you can play around with it boy and stroke it,
do any darn thing,you gotta' notion,
But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you,
stand up in it,[you ain't did a dog gone thing until you],

[Oooo,boy],you better stand up in it,
[ya,Oooo],you got to stand on up in it,
you know,somebody say,you know a women gotta have it,
[Oooo,]don't you know, she gotta fell it boy,[every time],

What"O"Bobby Womack said fellow's
I'm gonna tell you something now he was right to,
And the moral of this story is, [is that]
You can [snag it],[stroke it],[rub it],[squeeze it],[tease it],
Do anything you wanna do with it,
But you ain't did nothing, until you stand up in it.
[Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha [whoa
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