Barbershop

It's the barbershop, y'all know the rules No fighting, no cussing, no cause and no Bloodin' And sit yourself down and act like you got some sense Now I step through the door in the flyest pair of Dunks Quit lyin', you ain't seen these at Foot Locker, chump And I ain't about to argue, shoot game with you punks who don't know Air Jordan's from some Reebok Pumps And out of twenty-three, thirteen was the hottest If it's rare and it goes on your foot, then I got it I'm that undefeated off of Brayer playin modest While you runnin' up to eBay to empty out your pockets Sock it, in the mouth if you don't wanna get clowned on Metro-actin' cats gettin' frowned on, we sound on everything from ball to y'alls women Ballers up in here and they braggin' how they livin' 'Til they car get pulled, still at home with they mommy Changin' faces, Bull City, there's where you find me Gettin' a low-down from the nigga internet You ain't done with my haircut, yet! I swear to God [Chorus: x2] Now if your fade is as tight as we is on the mic Just got your whip clean and your kicks on tight 'Bout to pull the fliest chick you ever pulled in your life Then you doin' what we doin' and you doin' it right Hey yo Murs, it ain't all about a cut to me Wanna go somewhere, catch some comedy and get the low-down on the drama, B This lil' dude showin out, "Who his mama be?!" It's a lotta trash-talk "I dress better than him" "Look better than them, you ain't got no style!" Keep the pagers goin wild with my new-new joints Caught a glimpse in the mirror, can't keep me on point Finally made it to Midtown, walked in the Legend's Isle Got one waitin', so I gotta go second Checkin' it with Quan, cran and Goose C-2 got his son in the shop runnin' loose to set the slang straight, ya girl is ya cape and if she's blowin' you out, then you gotta set her straight Now everybody hate to wait, but it's so much fun A buncha dudes chillin', no beef, no guns [Chorus: x2] Now my barber named Lester, he from the N-O Best fades in LA if you, didn't know Tighter than Jamie, in the Kanye video Still freestyle and gettin' Gs' when I rip a show Especially when it's in the scope, you know I'm gettin' low Shout out to all my playas that be chillin' in the Mo' Slim, you don't want it with him Peel ya cap back to the fat meet with this pen I been, in the chair, four bucks and some change Can't keep takin' breaks, 'cause he wanna go eat Then he start takin' breaks, 'cause he wanna go speak I shoulda known better coulda went over to T, but It's all gravy bread, put the money in his hand Right now, got me cut like a new man Caught up on my jokes, fashion to folks who I ain't seen since the last time we spoke [Chorus: x2] (YEAH) Hey yo, 9th man, me and Murs we was in the Circuit City the other day, man An, and-and then took me back to the barbershop 'cause I ask ya boy, I said "Yo man, is Chris-Chris ? here today, man? He workin'? And y'know what this dude told me man? You, you-you know what this dude told me, 9th? (What?!) He was like, he was like, "Naw man, to-the-Canvas ain't here today" (Canvas!) Chris to-the-canvas! Bah! BAH! BAH! Shout-out to my man Jermaine First cut nigga! Nigga! Sorry Murs