Just One of Those Days

Have you ever in your life experienced a day Where nothing at all seems to go your way No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut You just could not break the string of bad luck A day where Murphy's law takes over your life And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right And when the day was over you just had to say You said man it's just one of those days My day started off kind of cool I brushed my teeth I combed my hair and I got dressed and went to school I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack About that point I proceeded to class I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed I went to my room which was on the first floor I had no idea what I was in for I sat in my desk and minded my own business Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it This girl walked in my imagination ran wild She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut The teacher turned around while my arm was extended She looked me in the face and said Prince you're suspended I said your tripping it's just a bad habit She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip Then I just shook my head I said I don't believe this She sent me to the head of the discipline staff I tried to play it off so I started to laugh I said ha ha this story is great It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile He said hm-hm-hm you're an unlucky child I stopped laughing and I said why is that He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it He handed me my books and said yep you'd best believe it As I walked out the school back at the wall I did gaze And said man it's just one of those days I woke up around a quarter to eight I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and I was feeling great I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine I hopped up and put my feet on the floor Ran to the bathroom then I (ow) hit my foot on the door The pain was immense as it started to throb I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job So I combed my hair then I brushed my teeth Threw on my Fila suit and my Fila sneaks Threw on my Fila underwear and my Fila hat Then I ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat I grabbed my jacket then I grabbed my keys Then I prayed out loud car start please The car started but what good was that I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block Then I grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock The bus pulled up I was late and kind of nervous I got real mad because the sign said out of service I started hiking it I wasn't liking it I saw a little kid I stole his bike and started biking it I thought I got away but when I ducked around the corner There was twelve cop cars I said I'm a goner Slammed on the flat I did 180 turn Peddled the bike so fast I heard the rubble burn With the cops in hot pursuit I started feeling like a jerk I thought man all of this 'cause I was trying to get to work I could've got away I almost had 'em shook 'Til this girl walked by something said not to look But I thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt But she made me miss the sign that said men at work I screamed out loud as I crashed through the barricade I saw my whole life flash before my face I felt kind of dizzy all I saw was stars I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars That was stupid I got off track 'Cause about that point everything went black The next thing I remember is a head ache nagging I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dead A big Flintstones lump on the side of my head They took my picture and my finger prints I said wait you can't arrest me I'm the Fresh Prince I demand that you release me you incompetent fool You can't arrest me I'm the Prince you know the rules You got five seconds 'fore I punch out your lights But then the cop pulled out his gun I said ha ha psyche I had a call so I called my boss I figured I might as well what else could be lost Boss I'm sorry that I couldn't make it today He said what are you talking about you're off today is Saturday Stuck in a cell scared as hell I'm a hungry kind of tired and I hate this awful smell Maybe one day I'll get smart and change my ways But for now it's just one of those days It's just one of those days