Song parody of
If I have you (for film Monsters, Inc.)
by Randy Newman
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If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
And if I were handsome, it could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing
If I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing
For years I have envied
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know
Yes, I know, I know, I know
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing
If I didn't have you
You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me
Yes I wouldn't be nothing
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
With an ugly little optic nerve
Hey, I never told you this but
You know, sometimes I get a little blue
But I wouldn't have nothing
If I didn't have you
Dance with me
I wouldn't be nothing
If I didn't have you
I wouldn't know where to go
Wouldn't know what to do
I don't have to say it
'Cause we both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
And if I were handsome, it could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing
If I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing
For years I have envied
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know
Yes, I know, I know, I know
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing
If I didn't have you
You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me
Yes I wouldn't be nothing
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
With an ugly little optic nerve
Hey, I never told you this but
You know, sometimes I get a little blue
But I wouldn't have nothing
If I didn't have you
Dance with me
I wouldn't be nothing
If I didn't have you
I wouldn't know where to go
Wouldn't know what to do
I don't have to say it
'Cause we both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
