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Can't Choose
by JRDN
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Hoo, ooh
Opa, opa, opa
(Brool)
I can't choose between Cinnamon and Evelyn
One of them a dancer with a body from Heaven
And then the other is a good girl, legs for breakfast
I'm tryin' to fit both into my world like Tetris
I'm no clown but I'm tryin' to juggle both
But both of them ain't feeling it
They say it's unappealing but I can't let them go
So I tell them the news
You better work it out, 'cause I can't choose
Met a girl yesterday,
Said her name was Faye and I said, nice to meet you
Whatchu doin' little lady? You should come around my way
And let me take you out to eat, girl
And then I seen another beauty queen pass by
I said, Faye, I'll still take you out later but now it's gonna be all three of us
Is that cool?
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh
I'm addicted to love but aren't we all, aren't we all?
And I'm saying,
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh
I'm going out tonight but I can't take one, can I take all?
I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Oh, I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do
Met a girl last week, said her name was Mona
Said, you're lookin' so good, girl, can I get the chance to get to know ya?
And the she said, you used to date two of my friends before
And I said, great, I'll pick you up at eight, reservations for four, is that cool?
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
I'm addicted to love but aren't we all, aren't we all?
And I'm saying,
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
I'm going out tonight but I can't take one, can I take all?
I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Oh, I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
What do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do
(Yeah)
Don't know what to do
Thought I was a p' with a l' and instead I'm here soundin' like a s
Yo, I'll always have more than one, that's what I'm used to
If I couldn't choose one, that's when I choose two
Sure I couldn't choose one, I'll probably lose them all (ha)
But remember there's three strikes in baseball (yep)
So I gotta use my bat and swing and hope that I don't strikeout every time
I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Oh, I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
What do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
All these singles (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do
Oh oh oh ah
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ah
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ah
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ah
Hoo, ooh
Opa, opa, opa
(Brool)
I can't choose between Cinnamon and Evelyn
One of them a dancer with a body from Heaven
And then the other is a good girl, legs for breakfast
I'm tryin' to fit both into my world like Tetris
I'm no clown but I'm tryin' to juggle both
But both of them ain't feeling it
They say it's unappealing but I can't let them go
So I tell them the news
You better work it out, 'cause I can't choose
Met a girl yesterday,
Said her name was Faye and I said, nice to meet you
Whatchu doin' little lady? You should come around my way
And let me take you out to eat, girl
And then I seen another beauty queen pass by
I said, Faye, I'll still take you out later but now it's gonna be all three of us
Is that cool?
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh
I'm addicted to love but aren't we all, aren't we all?
And I'm saying,
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh
I'm going out tonight but I can't take one, can I take all?
I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Oh, I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do
Met a girl last week, said her name was Mona
Said, you're lookin' so good, girl, can I get the chance to get to know ya?
And the she said, you used to date two of my friends before
And I said, great, I'll pick you up at eight, reservations for four, is that cool?
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
I'm addicted to love but aren't we all, aren't we all?
And I'm saying,
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh
I'm going out tonight but I can't take one, can I take all?
I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Oh, I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
What do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do
(Yeah)
Don't know what to do
Thought I was a p' with a l' and instead I'm here soundin' like a s
Yo, I'll always have more than one, that's what I'm used to
If I couldn't choose one, that's when I choose two
Sure I couldn't choose one, I'll probably lose them all (ha)
But remember there's three strikes in baseball (yep)
So I gotta use my bat and swing and hope that I don't strikeout every time
I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Oh, I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
All these single ladies (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't choose (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
What do I do? (Opa, opa, opa)
All these singles (ah)
Keep walking by me daily (ah)
And I can't (can't choose, can't choose, can't choose)
Tell me what do I do
Oh oh oh ah
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ah
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ah
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh ah
