I'm Not a Man

Don Juan Picaresque Wife beater vest Cold hand Ice man Warring cave man Well if this is what it takes to describe I'm not a man Wheeler, dealer Mover, shaker Casanova Beefaroni A-ho but lonely Well if this is what it takes to describe I'm not a man I'm not a man I'm something much bigger and better than A man Wise ass Smart ass Workaholic Thick-skinned Two-fisted hombre, olé Well if these are terms you'd use to describe Oh, I'm shaking Look at me I'm quaking True grit True blue Kill crazy So very manly of you You are the soldier Who won't get much older You are the slow Joe Who signed up to go Wolf down Wolf down T-bone steak Wolf down Cancer of the prostate Ways to sit And of course Ways to stand I'm not a man I'm not a man No big fat locker room Hockey jock Laughing I'm not a man I'd never kill or eat an animal, animal, an And I never would destroy this planet I'm on Well, what do you think I am? A man?