Size Of A Cow

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward? Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon You know that I've been drunk a thousand times And these should be the best days of my life Life, it's not what I thought it was Damn blast, look at my past I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass I said, Oh wow, look at me now I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow The size of a cow You know it would be strange to live life in a cage And only believe the things you see that are written on the page How easy would it be home in time for tea And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea You know that it's been sunk a thousand times And these should be the best days of my life Life, it's not what I thought it was Damn blast, look at my past I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass I said, Oh wow, look at me now I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow The size of a cow The size of a cow You know that I've been drunk a thousand times And these should be the best days of my life Damn blast, look at my past I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass I said, Oh wow, look at me now I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow The size of a cow Damn blast, look at my past I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass I said, Oh wow, look at me now I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow The size of a cow The size of a cow