Ho Ho Ho

It's that time of the year, but never fear Mr. Nixon's here, to bring holiday cheer Ho ho ho Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list That's right, put these bitches on notice I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho) Get it? Swag like a pirate Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank Wish list, it's more like a hit list Crossing off these bitches, cause they can't resist this Getting head on Kwanzaa, in the sack on Christmas I might park my snowplow in a Jehovah's Witness Nobody's got as many hoes as me Just like Santa, that's why I'm so jolly Every night, I'm in another chimney Getting head, or maybe a sweet rimmy All around the world, call me Old Saint Nick They can't get enough, women want my dick These girls are like elves, playing with my sack Eat my milk and cookies for a midnight snack Wake up and I trim my muff buffer No gifts but I got a stocking stuffer The biggest candy cane that you've ever seen Poke too hard, I might break your spleen Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list That's right, put these bitches on notice I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho) Get it? Swag like a pirate Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank Picture this, 2 AM on Christmas Eve At the club with a stripper and we bout to leave Told that bitch I'd make her feel right Santa Claus ain't the the only one coming tonight Had some vodka, a whiskey, a couple gin and tonics Uh, what's your name girl, Valerie? Veronica? I'm a little hungry so we stopped at Sonic And that's when I found out she celebrates Chanukah All good, I'll still light up your menorah Pound the pussy till you're begging me for more of This meat, even though it ain't kosher She horny like a reindeer, keep your composure Probably wouldn't fuck her, if I was sober But I shut the vag down, put that shit in foreclosure The next morning I gave her the tip Then I put a tiny yarmulke on my dick, and said Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list That's right, put these bitches on notice I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho) Get it? Swag like a pirate Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank She said Happy Christmas, cause she was British I ain't Harry Potter, but I'll pound your hairy twatter Afterward she wanted to have tea and crumpets I said put some music on, so she played my trumpet It's kinda weird, she calls me Santa Baby Gobbles up my turkey then finishes the gravy 12 days and eight crazy nights I got hoes of every color like Christmas lights Nine ladies dancing, and eight maids milking And I'm the only piper left in the building I'll satisfy 'em all, god willing Then pray to the lord that we don't have children Like Rudolph, I'm feeling so fly today You can't get this high, oh and by the way (what) Your grandma didn't get run over by a reindeer She's a GILF and she gives the best brain here I swear she had a bad hip when I met her Bent her ass over in a Christmas sweater For the holiday I'm never home alone All these pussies die hard, call me Bone Capone I give these girls the Jingle Bell Rock I mean, I'm basically the Kris Kringle of cock So come on over, take a ride on my sleigh You'll get handicap parking for a couple of days Happy holidays, have a merry Christmas Ho ho hos, that's what's on my wish list That's right, put these bitches on notice I walk into Chili's and I fuck the hostess (ho ho) Get it? Swag like a pirate Yo ho ho, that's how many women I get If your girl's naughty she can walk my plank I need a bottle of rum and a booty to spank Yeah, I got that holiday spirit So let's deck the halls, and jingle my balls Trim the tree, and suck on my D Hang some mistletoe and then fist a ho Haha, have a Jizzy Christmas y'all