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Boats on the Water
by Goggins
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I'm sorry for bottled feelings bubbling up
And for microwaving food, never cover it up
I don't mean to always check out
The toilet seat's the only thing I never let down
I say it Hemingway, earnestly, I see you perfectly and finally know it's not just words to me
I'm not just going through the motions, get this
Feeling sick, I guess that's why they call it motion sickness
Picnics on the beach is where I see the mission going
And can we leave whenever it's snowing
Because I hate that shit
And you know it
Girl you make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared of me no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
You make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared to think no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
What does it mean to ride together, tandem
Never put together separately, I feel the weather, damn
In my joints, but I'm not talkin' elbows, hm
Save that for pasta, macaroni cheddar
It's late, so get up, and make the bed up
It's like I'm making these dreams in my head up, but it's real to me
I'm not a petting zoo, don't really care 'bout if you feeling me
But if I was I would be a goat
In a purple coat with a crown on, with rain boots and a smile on
Jumping over my peers, and running circles at least a mile long
Cuz that's just what I do
But in real life taking shape of a human suit
For now just touch it, tease it, be careful try not to squeeze me
Too hard, or I might slip right through your fingers
Leave you bruised like a banana out of season
I don't play for keeps, I pray for what's meant to be, and destiny's what's gots to be
I think it's funny how time flies, but you don't see the humor
A bad attitude is worse than a tumor, why does everybody's voices sound so muffled
Like they're in different rooms, I'm pushing boundaries, sumo
Got boxes and skeletons to move, so move slow
Girl you make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared of me no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
You make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared to think no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
The titanic is a gigantic accomplishment for an iceberg
So you might heard that people might see us win, and hope that it might burn to ashes fuck em
Go to Calabasas get some sun up
See you lay on the coast with your butt up
Please, that's sandy cheeks
I'm bull shitting now
And we could go get it now
Girl you make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared of me no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
You make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared to think no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
I'm sorry for bottled feelings bubbling up
And for microwaving food, never cover it up
I don't mean to always check out
The toilet seat's the only thing I never let down
I say it Hemingway, earnestly, I see you perfectly and finally know it's not just words to me
I'm not just going through the motions, get this
Feeling sick, I guess that's why they call it motion sickness
Picnics on the beach is where I see the mission going
And can we leave whenever it's snowing
Because I hate that shit
And you know it
Girl you make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared of me no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
You make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared to think no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
What does it mean to ride together, tandem
Never put together separately, I feel the weather, damn
In my joints, but I'm not talkin' elbows, hm
Save that for pasta, macaroni cheddar
It's late, so get up, and make the bed up
It's like I'm making these dreams in my head up, but it's real to me
I'm not a petting zoo, don't really care 'bout if you feeling me
But if I was I would be a goat
In a purple coat with a crown on, with rain boots and a smile on
Jumping over my peers, and running circles at least a mile long
Cuz that's just what I do
But in real life taking shape of a human suit
For now just touch it, tease it, be careful try not to squeeze me
Too hard, or I might slip right through your fingers
Leave you bruised like a banana out of season
I don't play for keeps, I pray for what's meant to be, and destiny's what's gots to be
I think it's funny how time flies, but you don't see the humor
A bad attitude is worse than a tumor, why does everybody's voices sound so muffled
Like they're in different rooms, I'm pushing boundaries, sumo
Got boxes and skeletons to move, so move slow
Girl you make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared of me no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
You make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared to think no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
The titanic is a gigantic accomplishment for an iceberg
So you might heard that people might see us win, and hope that it might burn to ashes fuck em
Go to Calabasas get some sun up
See you lay on the coast with your butt up
Please, that's sandy cheeks
I'm bull shitting now
And we could go get it now
Girl you make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared of me no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
You make me wanna drink more water and go to therapy, oh Lord
Cuz I don't wanna be scared to think no more
I think we found the bottom
From here it's only boats on the water, yeah
