HI I'M ZUPER! (Intro)

(We interrupt your previously scheduled broadcast) (For breaking news) (Here we are here at city center) (Where it appears there is a man, fucking flying around) (Creating all types of havoc) (I'm sorry ladies and gentleman, but you would not believe your eyes) (This is amazing!) (He just ripped an old confederate statue out of the ground) (And tossed it through what appears to be the window of Wells Fargo?) (And folks... well now he has landed to... pet a dog) (He is literally petting a fucking dog) (Oh he's walking up here now) (Shit) (We'll keep you updated) Well, well, well, I guess we got you here But it's important you know my name Now, what am I saying, It's a god damn shame You don't know my name 'cuz I lack the fame And if it's all the same to you Then can you hold this beat while I smoke this thang I suppose you can call me Voldemort 'Cuz my names the crux of this whole damn thing Wait, wait, what was I saying I'm going insane, but don't you scream And close your eyes, Slytherin brain we lost the tracks on my thinking train It's a bumpy ride, now take your seat And watch your feet, we're about reach A place where you might need those see How else will you escape where the demons be You know what, call me tommy the ranger 'Cuz I'm no stranger to danger, and I grew up inside the age of Fighting alongside friends to alleviate all the anger And I've been morphing consistent since I became a teenager But was Rita was so repulsive, it sent me into a rager Practically set stage for, me to become replacer To Zordon inside the tube, I was destined to be the face of A brand new warrior race of People with special gifts, who are super simply by nature Gotta take the, triceratops by the horns, crash it into the gate of Mother fucking estate of The guy that makes Now-N-Laters or maybe its Frosted Flakers or Maybe its, never mind, middle finger now see you later I may be an instigator, who's not on his behavior But I plan to save you all later, and as a favor I'm thinking that maybe, you can watch doggy McGator Cuz I've got a special occasion Gonna slide up to Kimberly's apartment, and give her my ranger saber (M3 News here, still on the streets folks) (And it appears he has now assaulted two gentleman) (Attempting to rob the local pizza shop) (And in a confusing sequence of events also immediately purchased pizzas (For the police officers arriving on the scene) (Before again, flying away) (Holy shit folks) (We we'll continue to give you more information) (As this bizarre scene develops) What's my name, well, aren't you special One by one by gonna earn that medal From the country burbs, to the Detroit ghetto Gonna floor that shit, gonna slam that pedal I'm a mutant on the beat And my power has reached cosmic level I guess call me Magneto, cuz I'm on a mission to stack up all the metal Kamar-Taj in here Gonna hang up platinum plaques inside my temple There's something different inside my genes That puts the devil inside this pencil But if you're trying to pull the string You should see how I left the poor Geppetto Now he walks around his shop With the fear that it might be me when he sees a shadow Okay finally, call me Optimus Prime 'Cuz I feel like I got the weight of the Autobots on the line Good thing I put all of the weight in my heart inside every line So I can keep all of you buzzing like bumblebees every time It's a shot with twist of lime, it's a job with a twist of crime It's story with a twist of rhyme, it's a poem with a twist of grime A musician with a twist of mime, and a good guy with a twisted mind Then I realize that this twisted up story is actually mine Then and I stop and turn on a dime, innovation is where shine While avoiding deceptive conmen Who will slice your right through the spine While they try to siphon your brilliance like someone's tapping your line And it's all been built by design But I think that the mastermind Is quite similar to what's told but it's something much less divine If I'm wrong, please give me a sign, All my Hope is starting to decline, and I'm finding That I got an army who is marching right by my side So, we sit here waiting for soldiers, while they head here Cybertron (M3 News here with a massive update) (We are joined here by the mysterious man himself) (Sir, what are you intentions here) (Honestly, I just came to take that statue out of the ground get a bite to eat (Well where did you come from) (Look look, I was just hungry and saw that hideous statue, that's it) (Well can you at least tell us what should we call you) Hai hoe, yup that's me Who would ever thought that a guy like me Would have you rocking in your car, to the jam like weee Hold one sec let me grab key About to whip the block, gonna blast these beats Give me your girl gonna blast those cheeks All up in my phone trying to blast for weeks Wait that's your mom, trying blast in these sheets God damn you guys are certified freaks (MOO MOO) Them certified meats (OH NO) Theme certified skeets (BOOP BOOP) Theme certified beeps (STOMP STOMP) Them certified feats (DRIP DRIP) Them certified leaks Then I cock you back, in a surprise attack And I launch you off call that certified (YEETS) Now really, honestly what we're doing Is simply starting a movement Most of that shit was silly, but really the names won't do and I'm more like a mix of heroes, a couple of villains too With a bottles of jack and juice, and 2 liter of Mountain Dew And a bucket, a box of screw I imagine you're not surprised, to find one of every one of them loose And to keep simply 100, to tell you the honest truth I don't know if the type of crazy is much different from me to you (You know what, call me Zuper!)