I Can't Wake Up

Intro What I want you to do is count to ten. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two on one, you will be asleep. One [Chorus] I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up I'm dreaming about being a blunt I'm running around and I just can't wake up, Hah! I'm dreaming about being a blunt. Ho! I'm walking around and I just can't wake up. I'm tryin' to wake up, I can't wake up So I run and jump Someone yelled get that blunt. Get that blunt, now I'm thinking this is major I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor I don't like this dream as a blunt But I can't get out of it And I can't seem to wake up So I'm running and racing Blunt smokers are chasing This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain I'm picked up They said they gonna put my head out They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me Check it out now, in the same attire Here comes the fire Now they lit it, now I'm burning by the minute But check it out More heads came to chill Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill Cypress Hill took a pull Lungs are full, who's next? I'm being passed to Das Efx As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me Room is proper, I'm passed off to Shabba Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba He said, "Me no folllow no rumor" And passed me to Grand Puba I wasn't burnin' right so Puba got mad at me And said who rolled this and passed me to Kid Capri Kid Capri said "I won't front Pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt" Redman said no need to re-roll And passed me to De La Soul De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin' Now they're buggin' cause they passed me to Bill Clinton Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale I'll only hit it twice He got slapped by Greg Nice Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up [Chorus] Get me out of this, somebody wake me up I'm still on fire and I'm still being smoked up Half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head Now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted A crazy nightmare i got to go I got to wake up and I'm passed off to Yo-Yo Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady She didn't smoke She passed me off to Showbiz and A.G. A.G. said respect due see He got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B. Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D Took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chill! If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill" I'm in the mouth yo! I can't wake up Yo! I'm a blunt getting smoked and I can't wake up [Chorus]