So Nice So Smart
by Kimya Dawson

i was quiet as a mouse
when i snuck into your house
and took roofies with your spouse
in a nit and out of louse
and lice are so lousy all the time
they suck your blood
and drink your wine
say shut up and quit your crying
give it time and you'll be fine

[chorus]
your so nice and your so smart
your such a good friend
i have to break your heart
tell you that i love you
then i'll tear your world apart
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

i like boys with strong convictions
and convicts with perfect diction
underdogs with good intentions
amputees with stamp collections
plywood skin boards ride the ocean
salty noses suntan lotion
always seriously joking
and rambunctiously soft-spoken
i like boys that like their mothers
and i have a thing for brothers
but they always wait til we're under the covers
to say i'm sure glad we're not lovers

[chorus]


i like my new bunny suit
i like my new bunny suit
i like my new bunny suit
when i wear it i feel cute
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