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We shit'd in Santa's sack
Santa's my bitch, creepy cracker-ass witch
Quit spying on the kids, you perv, eat shit
(Imma Pa-rum-pum-pum-pummel
All right
Well I don't know, but I've been told
There's something goin' on at the North Pole
Santa and his elves at a factory
Are dancin' around
What you're wishing for
All you want and so much more
Toyland, Toyland
We are on our way
To Toyland, Toyland
Hop on Santa's sleigh
Let's go to Toyland
Let’s go party at the North Pole
Santa Claus is hanging from the shinny disco ball
The Elves are running side to side and dancing down the hall
California state law
You can legally shoot anyone who comes onto your property
But at least now the elves are free
They were never really elves
They were just
is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man
But you can do the job
When you're in town
Later on, we'll conspire(Here comes Santa
Santa's stressed out as the
Holiday season draws near
He's been doing the same job now
Going on two thousand years
He's got pains in his brain
and a
Happy new year
Good will to every one of us bringing gifts to all mankind
St nick, Jack frost and Santa’s elves all dancing side by side
The love
All year round we've been getting ready for this night on Christmas Eve
And all the elves in Santa's workshop Are sorting and wrapping toys
Hey Santa
wealth
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rise up for a better wage
Rise up for more sick pay
Us elves are doing all the work
But that ass Santa gets all the perks
Rise up
chimney
And He'll make your family very happy
Well at least your mom
I am gonna go smoke some meats
With Santa
Nothing Else
We don't do drugs
We do do drugs
and the three Wise men
All the elves and workers they all said Amen
But then they all started to realize
That Santa had met his demise
Santa’s Got Covid You won’t
Reindeers throwin down
In the motherfuckin mosh pit
We'll be spinning out
In the motherfuckin mosh pit
Santa's got some coal
For these naughty ass bitches
You
Elves were standing in the street
Snowmen and reindeer came out to greet
Silver bells chimed from far away
As Santa rode by on an open sleigh
And he
a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
on the North Pole
Were like family up here
Santa and the Misses are so fine
Cold and snowy those winds will blow
Being Elves were happy all the time
Fur lined
ruling ice with his crown
I think it's something we ought to look into
I think it's something that these elves want to sin to
Give me twelve hours and I'll
day
Dear Santa I need your advice, where's that line between naughty and nice
Please tell us 'cause we need to know, are we getting toys or a lump
bullets humming
Elves crying Santa running
Night of the reindeer and they want it
For some doe they hunting
For a buck, it's nothing
No Christmas, Merry
Wake up, kids, grab your space boots tight,
Santa's sleigh now is outta sight!
Off to the moon we soar so high,
Stars and planets are passing by
I stole Santa Claus's fucking sleigh
But we're not calling it that cause we're not fucking gay (We are)
I hate family reunions, it's such a chore
I
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and grandpa we
Well done, Elves! You've finished everything!
Santa, two more letters have arrived!
Oh my, it's almost Christmas Eve! Very well, we'll just have
Ooh-ah
Have a merry sweater Christmas
Sleigh bells ring across the sky
I'm crusin' on my sweater sleigh tonight
Got my Santa hat on it's time
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