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inthelittlewood

Screw the Nether
by Inthelittlewood



It’s deep underground, past the Bedrock but don’t dig straight down
You’ll regret that but now you feel brave
Equiped with your spade
To roam in these caves

Not looking for gold
This stuff's purple or so I’ve been told by some people
I’ll find some few bricks where the two of these mix
With a couple of clicks
I’ll be swinging my pick

This is all the prep that I go through
Even if my tools are just make-do
Moving to the Nether
I’m moving to the nether
I’m moving to-oooo the nether

10 blocks is the magical total
As that’s enough to build up my portal

Moving to the Nether
I’m moving to the nether
I’m moving to-oooo the nether

welcome to hell whether's great here
So pull up a chair, have a cold beer
You can live by the sea.
So happy you’ll be.
With your Cobblestone tree.

Oh the neighbors aren't right, they're delicious
We eat bacon all night, it’s nutritious,
we hear all of them squeal
the more damage I deal,
there’s plenty to steal
hack can slash. Gold nuggets. (I’m rich)

Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight
Glowstone’s all we need to keep things bright
Down here in the Nether
We love it in the Nether
You’ll love it in the Nether

Don’t expect to see any creepers
That’s one of my favorite features
Down here in the Nether
We love it in the Nether
You’ll love it in the Nether

You gotta know.
You have to fight
Learn to play, there's mobs but it's not night
a wooden sword won’t do it
They're gonna blast right through it
You got a Potion, use it

So watch your back
I won’t warn you twice
Fight the ghasts
ooooooooooooooh
Make you cry
they shoot right around you
Making holes to fall through
you know you're probably going to
ah-AH-ih-AAAAAAH

In the lava again

Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through
Won’t believe a word when I tell you

You know what; screw the nether
You know what; screw the nether
You know what; screw the nether

Can’t believe I lost my new gear too
Think I’d better come and rejoin you

You know what; screw the nether
You know what; screw the nether
You know what; screw the nether

(spoken)That’s it
I’m sick of this place
It sucks
It’s too hot
It never rains
I’m sweaty
All my clothes are dirty, filthly and on fire

[Outer]
I’m absolutely sick of this place. Ah, I miss nature, all the pigs, the cows, and all of that, the sheep ‘n’ stuff. I didn’t think I’d miss it, but I do. Oh my god! How sad, I wish, I wish I could just return to the normal world again. Bye.
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Lyrics submitted by Jack G.