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Old Saloon (Interlude)
by The Lonely Island



(No I'm being serious)
Yo, It's the Wild Wild West
You came to the right place, my man!
Get Ready, here we go
(New Shit!)

Welcome, my friends, to the Old Saloon
Everyone in town is hangin' out
If you got a drink, well you drink it down
Then we'll all go have sex with whores
(Brand New!)

Buffalo Bill I just rode into town
On my horse?
You betcha on my horse!
That the thing in the Old West Times
Everybody enjoys a good horse ride

If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
Right out the Saloon doors on your butt
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven!

(DJ Larry!)
Calamity Jane and you're another guy that's probably an Injun
This whiskey's warm (DJ Larry!) and smells like piss
Oh, no my stache smells like piss!

So that's the story see if you can do it
The Old Wild West is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
So just put that Asian hooker (DJ Waaahhh) on my lap

I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here...
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Lyrics submitted by Harrison.
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