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Oh You Can't Get To Heaven (On Roller Skates)
by VeggieTales



Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
On roller skates
(On roller skates)
No you can’t get to heaven
(No you can’t get to heaven)
On roller skates
Oh you can’t get to heaven on roller skates,
you’d roll right past those pearly gates
All my sins are washed away, I’ve been redeemed.

Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
On a pogo stick
(On a pogo stick)
Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
On a pogo stick
Oh you can’t get to heaven on a pogo stick
‘cuz all that jumping’s gonna make you sick
All my sins are washed away, I’ve been redeemed.

Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In a washing machine
(In a washing machine)
Oh you can’t get to heaven,
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In a washing machine
Oh you can’t get to heaven in a washing machine
‘cuz God don’t care if your clothes are clean
All my sins are washed away, I’ve been redeemed.

Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In a rocket ship
(In a rocket ship)
Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In a rocket ship
Oh you can’t get to heaven in a rocket ship
‘cus there’s no rocket that can make that trip
All my sins are washed away I’ve been redeemed

Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In the Larry mobile
(In a Larry mobile)
Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In the Larry mobile
Oh you can’t get to heaven in the Larry mobile,
‘cuz clods get stuck on plunger wheels
All my sins are washed away, I’ve been redeemed.

Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In Bob’s old van
(In Bob’s old van)
Oh you can’t get to heaven
(Oh you can’t get to heaven)
In Bob’s old van
Oh you can’t get to heaven in Bob’s old van,
‘cuz who would drive that old tin can?
All my sins are washed away I ‘ve been redeemed.

Oh you can’t get to heaven in Bob’s old van,
‘cuz who would drive that old tin can?
All my sins are washed away I ‘ve been redeemed.
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Lyrics submitted by Diana Hurd.
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