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My Dad's Gone Crazy
by Eminem



[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing?

[Eminem and Hailie] Okay then! Everybody listen up!

[Eminem] I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me?!?

[Hailie] Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy...

[Eminem]
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high,
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you,
To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?

F***in' brains, brawn and bra** balls, I cut'em off,
And got'em pickled and bronzed in a gla** jar inside of a hall
With my framed autographed sungla**es with Elton John's name on my drag wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my a** off

All this time me and Dre been f***in' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall).
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before I push this motherf***in' button and blast off
And launch one at these Russians and that's all

Blow every f***in' thing except Afghanistan on the map off.
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell 'em baby,
[Hailie] My Dad's Lost It!

[Chorus]
There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it
[Hailie] I think my dad's gone crazy
[Eminem] A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby
[Hailie] I think my dad's gone crazy
[Eminem] There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[Hailie] I think my dad's gone crazy
[Eminem] There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[Hailie] I think my dad's gone crazy

It's like my mother always told me, [mumbling] and codeine and
Goddammit you little motherf***er if you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
Uh, f*** that s*** b**** eat a motherf***in' dick, chew on a prick and lick
A million mutherf***in' c***s per second, I'd rather put out a mutherf***in' Gospel record

I'd rather be a p**** whipped b****, eat p****, and have p**** lips glued to my face
With a clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows
Quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean?
If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O.

I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo,
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more
Am I the only f***in' one who's normal any more?
[Hailie] Dad

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time,
Can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work,
So it's easy to misinterpret it at first

Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek,
I'd yank my f***in' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by f***in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with s*** every time
I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on.
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,

Screamin' at the sky, 'til clouds gather, it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it, the parents are pissed but the kids love it.
Nine millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

[Hailie]
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You're funny daddy!
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written by YOUNG, ANDRE ROMELL/MATHERS, MARSHALL/ELIZONDO, MICHAEL A., JR./FEEMSTER, RONALD
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC