Mexican Heaven
by South Park Mexican

It is a question that people have been asking for eternalty
"Is there a heaven and if so what's it like?"

[Verse 1]
Will I see my homie Chris there
he got smoked by some folks that shouldn't be alive,
I'm tryin to cope but it's just so hard
Dear God, Will I see him on the boulevard
Can you tilt your hat to da side
If you want
or do you gotta have it strait to da front
I've been saggin dickies ever since I was 8
and I wonder will somebody try to tell me I can't
I won a knife at the carnival they have of Jenson
it's just for good luck not for a weapon
I wonder can I take it, well that's if I make it
but I don't wanna walk around all butt naked
Will my hydraulics work up in da clouds
Do people start complaining if da music is loud
And these are da things I ask of da Reveren
"Excuse me Sir but can mexicans go to heaven?"

The other day I spoke to the Reveren
To see if he said that mexcians could go to heaven
When I grow old no I know that this life is a blessin
I wanna know is there a mexican heaven, Lord

[Verse 2]
Will my grandfathers beer breath be real bad
or will they make him take mints or the white tic-tacs
Do the R&B and da Hip-Hop radio sations
play all raps or do they still be hatin'
People owe me money from previous business
I wonder can I get it with a lil bit interest
and what bout da drops-outs wit no education
I can't spell good but I know multiplication
Do they got real tortillas for all da races
or them fake little skinny ones like some places
I know my sanchas outta da question
but on da cool she got love for a mexican
Will my homies pitch in or wanna smoke for free
Will they have gas money or depend on me
Can I roll on gold streets in my 57s
Let me know can mexicans go to heaven


[Verse 3]
Will they charge an arm and leg for da new Mike Jordans
or sell them half price so everyone can afford 'em
What about tabacco products did they band 'em
one thing bout cigarettes I just can't stand 'em
Is minimum wage all they offer my people
Does my uncle gotta marry someone just to be legal
Will he get dirty looks cause he can't speak english
Do the chics dress-up or do they show their chi-chis
What kinda clubs do they have in heaven
I don't dance tecno and no 2-stepin'
I got a few warrants will they follow me there
or can I start clean with a record as clear
Is my pitbull there his name is Plex
he choked on his chain jumpin' over the fence
I'm sorry if I'm asking you too many questions
I just gotta know can mexicans go to heaven

Lyrics submitted by Erika.