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the chase
And I'm running through the mountains with his bride
And I got his wooden leg here by my side
I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
Being
all of it
Not some of it
I saw a man turn into a bird
I saw a bird turn into a tiger
I saw a man hang from a cliff by the tips of his toes
In
He's a blind man, crouching by the pavement
only seeing with his third eye
and clutching at the astral shadow
of every passer-by

He's a wise
He's a blind man, crouching by the pavement,
only seeing with his third eye,
and clutching at the astral shadow
of every passer-by.


He's
a bottle cup
Three-legged man and a hot-lipped hoe
Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello

Well, you can tell ev'rybody down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em all
up
Take it on in, in a bowl cup
Three-legged man and a hot-lipped hoe
Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a party
that low
And pick it up
Take it on in in a bottle cup
Three-legged man and a hot-lipped hoe
Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello

Well, you can tell
a bottle cup
Three-legged man and a hot-lipped hoe
Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello

Well, you can tell ev'rybody down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em all
into a tiger
I saw a man hang from a cliff by the tips of his toes
in the jungles of the Amazon

I saw a man put a red hot needle through his eye
"VIRGIL!"

now, i think this is one of the most hilarious Ray Stevens songs of all-time and if you're offended, don't be. Ray himself is a religious man
whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man?

Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.

'cause all the saugages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood
arms around me honey
You make old Ray forget about everything

written by J. Dean [London UK]
I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, just like Sister Ray said
Play on

Cecil's got his new piece
He cocks and shoots between three and four
He aims
I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, just like Sister Ray said
Play on

Cecil's got his new piece
He cocks and shoots between three and four
He aims
arms around me honey
You make old Ray forget about everything

written by J. Dean [London UK]
I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, just like Sister Ray said
Play on

Cecil's got his new piece
He cocks and shoots between three and four
He aims
garter I'm gonna wet my whistle today
Last to the bar is a three legged crow
Set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe
garter I'm gonna wet my whistle today
Last to the bar is a three legged crow
Set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe
garter I'm gonna wet my whistle today
Last to the bar is a three legged crow
Set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe
garter I'm gonna wet my whistle today
Last to the bar is a three legged crow
Set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe
time to have Pep

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me cutie
roots
If that's too country for you

How about sitting on the porch by the tiki torch
Picking a song with only three chords
Good and loud
Saturday
in May
In the Golden Garter I'm gonna wet my whistle today
Last to the bar is a three legged crow
Set 'em up Joe, Set 'em up Joe, Set 'em up Joe.
garter I'm gonna wet my whistle today
Last to the bar is a three legged crow
Set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe
garter I'm gonna wet my whistle today
Last to the bar is a three legged crow
Set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe, set 'em up Joe