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Instead we ended up drinking beer in our local bar Heroes and villains, standup comedians anywhere you look Now suddenly we`re on the same page in this book
could neva fit it I standout y'all just some jokes y'all standup comedians No matter what happens the games is rigged for me to win It's a setup
eat your words Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again I heard God's a standup comedian He's got a special on HBO And he does a lot of racial jokes
So then you found your place You say: "I wanna be the first standup comedian in outer space" Foot down in a fantastic bird, fantastic bird Space is
Intro: 1key So I have this friend of mine, a comedian who does standup, and most of the time when he introduces himself as a standup comedian
let it Ain’t no shortcut hustle no credit Standup comedian plus you damn suck Silly rabbit stop tricking for kids Who’ll outgrow your now shit just how
and Beatrice! Husband to no one! Father to none, that we know of! Standup comedian, actor, crippling alcoholic! A talented Charmer and a stupid piece of shit I… I
became a prop for a standup comedian So, I learned how to be a chameleon Always breaking my opposition down from median You get in my way, I'll cut you in
and a Mortgage and a business and all that jazz If I had to quit everything now and struggle The way I struggled as a standup comedian It would never work The only
a standup comedian if I really tried But now, my time's getting fried Oh la da dee da dee da da da Da da di da di di daah Tyler Now Jackson's a real smarty
is like a fading flare I am a standup comedian and this is my show, do you find it funny? If not I say So!? What! If I!
You might wake up the dead So pretend to read a paper Or just drink instead I'm a stand-up comedian But I'd sit down if I could The world
Everybody claims he’s a genius He bites from genius, so ingeniously when it comes to bars dem mandem on the mic act like dem are stand-up comedians
please You ain’t a chef if all you make is macaroni and cheese You ain’t a stand-up comedian cause you know two jokes A save the planet bohemian cause you
wake up the dead So pretend to read a paper or just drink instead I'm a stand-up comedian but I'd sit down if I could The world just seems to want folk
wanna be your son-in-law Oh yeah, it would be the bomb Now, I don't wanna be one of those stand-up comedians Who, on the subject of mom-in-law, act
faced stand-up comedians humour Quieter than the noiseless hum of building eighty seven I'm quieter Quieter than the truth in the corridors of power
to see In the image of The perfect family He's a double trouble-shooter A stand-up comedian And a jerk She's the family doctor A person healer Who
misleading I said might as well i might as well I might as well should've been A stand-up comedian Gotta do chores So I can face the consequences For getting
hip hop overblown props Styles is stolen better call up the damn cops Tell 'em to bring they paddy wagon, got a lot of folks Stand-up comedians is all
hip hop overblown props Styles is stolen better call up the damn cops Tell 'em to bring they paddy wagon, got a lot of folks Stand-up comedians is all
please You ain’t a chef if all you make is macaroni and cheese You ain’t a stand-up comedian cause you know two jokes A save the planet bohemian cause you
posters (Bang Bang) Goddamn, he's a stand-up comedian Hell Rell wit' a stand-up TV rim Hook
Business Männer! Diese Rapper, das sind Stand-up Comedians Warum haben die denn Fans Ich verticke sieben Xans (plug) Ich fick' jeden Tag 'ne Slut Ich bin
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