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Instead we ended up drinking beer in our local bar
Heroes and villains, standup comedians anywhere you look
Now suddenly we`re on the same page in this book

could neva fit it 
I standout y'all just some jokes y'all standup comedians 
No matter what happens the games is rigged for me to win 
It's a setup

eat your words

Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes

So then you found your place
You say: "I wanna be the first standup
comedian in outer space"
Foot down in a fantastic bird, fantastic bird
Space is

Intro: 1key
So I have this friend of mine, a comedian who does standup, and most of the time when he introduces himself as a standup comedian

let it
Ain’t no shortcut hustle no credit
Standup comedian plus you damn suck
Silly rabbit stop tricking for kids
Who’ll outgrow your now shit just how

and Beatrice! Husband to no one! Father to none, that we know of! Standup comedian, actor, crippling alcoholic! A talented Charmer and a stupid piece of shit
I… I

became a prop for a standup comedian
So, I learned how to be a chameleon
Always breaking my opposition down from median
You get in my way, I'll cut you in

and a
Mortgage and a business and all that jazz
If I had to quit everything now and struggle
The way I struggled as a standup comedian
It would never work
The only

a standup comedian if I really tried
But now, my time's getting fried
Oh la da dee da dee da da da
Da da di da di di daah
Tyler

Now Jackson's a real smarty

is like a fading flare
I am a standup comedian and this is my show, do you find it funny? If not I say
So!? What! If I!

Liars' Bar

The Beautiful South

Blue Is the Colour

1996

You might wake up the dead 
So pretend to read a paper 
Or just drink instead 

I'm a stand-up comedian 
But I'd sit down if I could 
The world

Everybody claims he’s a genius 
He bites from genius, so ingeniously
when it comes to bars
dem mandem on the mic act like 
dem are stand-up comedians

please
You ain’t a chef if all you make is macaroni and cheese
You ain’t a stand-up comedian cause you know two jokes
A save the planet bohemian cause you

wake up the dead
So pretend to read a paper
or just drink instead

I'm a stand-up comedian
but I'd sit down if I could
The world just seems
to want folk

wanna be your son-in-law 
Oh yeah, it would be the bomb 

Now, I don't wanna be one of those stand-up comedians 
Who, on the subject of mom-in-law, act

faced stand-up comedians humour
Quieter than the noiseless hum of building eighty seven
I'm quieter
Quieter than the truth in the corridors of power

to see
In the image of  The perfect family
 
He's a double trouble-shooter
A stand-up comedian
And a jerk
She's the family doctor
A person healer
Who

misleading
I said might as well i might as well
I might as well should've been
A stand-up comedian

Gotta do chores
So I can face the consequences
For getting

Hip Hop Essentials

Peanut Butter Wolf

The Best of Peanut Butter Wolf

hip hop overblown props
Styles is stolen better call up the damn cops
Tell 'em to bring they paddy wagon, got a lot of folks
Stand-up comedians is all

Hip Hop Essentials

Rasco

Time Waits for No Man

1998

hip hop overblown props
Styles is stolen better call up the damn cops
Tell 'em to bring they paddy wagon, got a lot of folks
Stand-up comedians is all

please
You ain’t a chef if all you make is macaroni and cheese
You ain’t a stand-up comedian cause you know two jokes
A save the planet bohemian cause you

posters (Bang Bang)
Goddamn, he's a stand-up comedian
Hell Rell wit' a stand-up TV rim

Hook

Business Männer!

Diese Rapper, das sind Stand-up Comedians
Warum haben die denn Fans
Ich verticke sieben Xans (plug)
Ich fick' jeden Tag 'ne Slut
Ich bin