Lyrics:
breathe water
CHORUS:
I'm a one legged one legged man
I'm a one legged one legged man
I can't run away
Run away
I'm a one legged one legged man
I'm a one
Can I hear the story about the one-legged soldier?
Please?
And can you tell me the story of the soldier?
Please?
One more time
Or I'll knock
nutters in here who whistle and cheer
When they're watching a one-legged race
And a one-legged prefect gets me in bed
Makes me play with his dick
Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making his way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me
Then you've seen me, I
I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop
'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me
insane
Treasure Island
Where the brave fell
A one-legged devil
From the pit of hell
A greedy demon on his treasury
Cursed the island, oh, eternally
I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog
I got a three-legged, three-legged, three-legged dog
Yea, I got a three-legged dog, and she
I love the tip, I love the top, I love you better than a hog loves slop
'Cause you're a big legged woman, with a short short miniskirt
Promise me
Shoutin' "I'm full o' pep"
Watch yo' step, watch yo' step
One legged Joe dancing round on his toe
Throws away his crutch and hollers, "Hey, let 'er go"
Shoutin' "I'm full o' pep"
Watch yo' step, watch yo' step
One legged Joe dancing round on his toe
Throws away his crutch and hollers, "Hey, let 'er go"
ONE LEGGED STRIPPER
From the deserts of Morocco to the mountains of Japan
I’ve seen exotic dancers shake their butts all across the land
Seen
Go outside
Come inside
Bark all nite
You all right
I'm like a one legged dog
And I can wag my tail
And I can fuck you up
If you would just stand
of branding and one-legged pigeons
They have no idea as to our sour position
Another day on modern Earth
Suffocating all our worth
Take our slate
A four legged friend, a four legged friend
He'll never let you down
He's honest and faithful right up to the end
That wonderful one
A four legged friend, a four legged friend
He'll never let you down
He's honest and faithful right up to the end
That wonderful one
A four legged friend, a four legged friend
He'll never let you down
He's honest and faithful right up to the end
That wonderful one
A four legged friend, a four legged friend
He'll never let you down
He's honest and faithful right up to the end
That wonderful one
I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop
Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me
There's a one-legged woman
On the dance floor
An that one leg's so pretty
She don't need no more
She's got a graceful demeanor
Ahhh pure
Behind the counter stood on crutches made of wood
A one-legged girl with blue-grey eyes, warm and wise.
I fled from that place and from that lovely
legged dog
Making it's way down the street?
If you've ever seen a one legged dog
Then you've seen me
Then you've seen me
I come and stand at every door
the chase
And I'm running through the mountains with his bride
And I got his wooden leg here by my side
I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman
Being
legged dog
You just watch me flopping all around
Nothing but laughs as I hit the ground
Maybe it won't be so bad
Just like taking a nap for a real
A one legged spider
Falls on face
Once I was where you are today
Oooh
Ahhh
When everyone is up in your face
Your face
Your face
You put the pieces
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