Lyrics:
MR. GROUCH
(lyrics by Dave)
Wanna know a story? He is one of us, he is Mr. Grouch
He's out there talking to himself smoking hundreds cigs like no
then nineteen
You do your best, oh count with some zest
So good counting, counting to nineteen
Ah! Ah! Ah!
He's a very grouchy grouch
You really
comp-atition they gettin' bombed in the trunk
Cause we keep 'em chunk in the trunk
They gettin' bumped in the trunk
[The Grouch]
What can I learn from
I'm just one grouch
Away from being violent
(Being violent)
I'm just one grouch
Away from being violent
(Being violent)
Yo
I'm so full of junk
Make
shot on the spot, no hesitance
But anyway, the drive-by fail
Ernie on the run, Grouch hot on the trail
Bert said 'enough of this'
Got on the phone,
know)
Yeah
Those dark clouds gone, so it's time to get on out
They tried to close the lid on me like Oscar the Grouch
I hop out all the rubbish, say it's
I'm Oscar The Grouch
Always keep that fye on me like Holocaust
Chase a check and run up my accounts, I been
I been fucking balling I'on know what's
eventually
Just got some thoughts that I'm dealin' wit mentally
I'm in da cut smoking indica in da kitchen
I was born the man cause I was raised by strong
me, nigga)
It's been ten long years (yo)
You can not retire me (listen)
On the corner ready to bo', holding my nuts
Standing by my building,
I'm standing 10 toes
Junkie lil bitch be rolling off benzos
I keep the stick by my side like a messenger bag
Groupie lil bitch she just mad I ain't
to South
When you're happy then I'm sad like
Grin to grouch
In and out
Thin to stout
But they say opposites attract huh
They say opposites attract but they
broke,
And I know he ain’t fucking with me.
Put his ass in the trash,
Like the Grouch. (grouch)
That boy still sleep on the couch.
He pop one more slick
just like me
'Cause you know I grouch and groan
Lying in my quilted coffin
Rethinking all I've said
Drained of vitality by
All my existential dread
know it's hard
To let me in
I know you're scarred
By all of the things that I done before
And all of the people that I loved before
The insults start
is
I slid by just to see you
You one of my favorite people
Favors returned you dont know what this means to
Me, but one day I'll see to it
Three missed
a girls contact
Without a contract
You just a lame duck
waiting to get chose in the club
By a good woman
Maybe she bad though
But I don’t see the signs
The Arrival
Leaving by the same door from which he had come in,
He finds some sort of freaks ghetto on the other side.
When they catch sight
of female muppet in a doctor's uniform)
The doctor makes you well real quick
If by chance you're feeling sick
She works and works the whole day long
normal off of drugs
I just don't get it
And then I saw John Cale
he's been looking really great
He's been coming by the office to exercise with me
normal off of drugs
I just don't get it
And then I saw John Cale
he's been looking really great
He's been coming by the office to exercise with me
It's not usual, the game be, all up on some South shit
Straight west coasting, you can tell by my outfit
Red 'nati fitted, "Blood in, Blood out"
[Eligh]
No diamonds would be bought by this man
If I took a lucky strike and hit the jackpot
Would I rot in hell or prosper
Cottontail the offer
Oscar, no wonder muh'fucker I'm a (Grouch)
I work around dirt, eyes focused on turf
You tried to hide before your NexTel chirp!
Blaow gotcha, you the best
I'm gone 'cause I'm stuck off a Zone
I'm Half baked like the Guy on the couch
I don't get high on my grouch
So I puff on my line and be out
I call
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