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said now the moment of truth has finally come
When I'm gonna show you some, some of that cool jerk
Now give me a little bit of the drums by himself
said now the moment of truth has finally come
When I'm gonna show you some, some of that cool jerk
Now give me a little bit of the drums by himself
We never met face to face
But I feel like I know you well
You have the place next to my place
I could see you by ringing the bell
But I hear you
!)
(Cool Jerk!) Ha! Ha! Ha!
Look at them guys lookin' at me like I'm a fool (Cool Jerk)
But, aww, deep down inside they know I'm cool (Cool Jerk)
I said,
!)
(Cool Jerk!) Ha! Ha! Ha!
Look at them guys lookin' at me like I'm a fool (Cool Jerk)
But, aww, deep down inside they know I'm cool (Cool Jerk)
I said,
the sky, 
Completely disappearing behind each bar.
Then a helicopter flew by. 

"Say hi to Earl and Edith. 
Tell'em I'm doing fine. 
Tell'em you're old
behind each bar,
Then a helicopter flew by.
"Say hi to Earl and Edith.
Tell 'm I'm doing fine.
Tell 'm it's time for them to let you go now,
They
And if the bitches talking gas, they ass like Texaco
I'm a reckless ho, you can't check this ho
Bitch, my outfit cost more than your necklace, ho
of a dollar cigar and took a puff. Says "My, ain't this purdy up here."

I says, "Earl, this hill can spill us. You better slow down or you gonna kill us. Just
of a dollar cigar and took a puff. Says "My, ain't this purdy up here."

I says, "Earl, this hill can spill us. You better slow down or you gonna kill us. Just
a diaper I'm messy

[Timbaland:]
I'm that laid back brother they call Timbaland
I drive a 850 sometimes a 3-2 Mazda van
You can catch me standin' in my
that laid back brother they call Timbaland
I drive a 850, sometimes a 3-2 Mazda van
You can catch me standin' in my be-boy stance
Or catch me at home
to be tall
Diamonds on my wrists and shit, you can't stop e-feezy beotch

Earl, that's yo' life
Oh Earl, that's yo' life
Earl, that's yo' life
Oh Earl
D-O-P-E by the way the girls react
When they see, me they screaming so loud that they voices crack
Just like that; she never met a jerk like I
Told me
of us will make it, just you see

Stop - what's that sound
Seems like the sixties are still swinging around
Hey - can you hear me back there
Or is
will make it, just you see

Stop, what's that sound
Seems like the sixties are still swinging around
Hey, can you hear me back there
Or is there
came on
Bill tapped ol'Earl on his shoulder
He asked "Who do you like in this game?"
And he said "for me the games over"
I love her, she hates me
your shit sounds fake
You can't stop it my mind state
Makes it too late for cops in trying to stop the crime rate
I'm like toothaches, I'm painful
just going to play and play until it goes away
So if you don't like the groove you can turn the record off
It won't cost you nothin' but a penny
a Coca Cola can
Showed the whole planet in coded program
Enrypted by a pro-scan modem with a low band
Hold up, let me load it in

"Darling I am
[Chorus:]
You can bop your head like this (Ha)
When we're dropping bombs like this (Ha)
You can bop your head to this (Ha)
When we're dropping bombs like
on the Letterman, bitch
Hungry wolves at the door, bitch, let us in
Kill 'em all, O.F. is what I represent

Took the van, went snatch her
Oh, you wanna snap
(Words and Music by Joan Baez)


"You've loved me exquisitely."
"I tried to."
"Can we be best of friends now?"
"I never lied to you."
"And can I love
Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do
You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you
Skeet from the front, skeet from the back
Can I skeet in your mouth?  Do you like it
You look just like Mona Lisa, baby
Have you got something up your sleeve?
You got your arms folded and your legs propped up
Oh, I must say, you