Methodist Coloring Book
The Dead Milkmen
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You've got a Methodist coloring book And you color really well But don't color outside the lines Or God will send you to hell 'Cause God hates war And God hates crime But He really hates people Who color outside the lines You've got a Methodist coloring book Don't color outside the lines 'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning He'll at least make you go blind Good people get sent to the attic Bad people will roast in the cellar But there's a special kind of hell For those who just won't learn to color God is gracious, God is good Let us color in his book God wears cotton, God wears rayon He can mend a broken crayon God is honest, He don't take payola Let's all thank him for our Crayolas You've got a Methodist coloring book... --------------------------------------------------------
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Written by: GENARO, LINDERMAN, SABATINO, SCHULTHISE
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