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Gym Class Heroes

Gym Class Heroes is a band from Geneva, New York, United States. The group formed in 1997 when Travie McCoy met drummer Matt McGinley during their high school gym class. The band's music displays a wide variety of influences, including hip hop, rock, funk, and reggae. After the addition of guitaris… more »

if I recall correctly
it was the middle of spring  walkin with my boys
 contiplating what summer will bring 
we started talkin about girls
and it was the funniest thing
as I started to remember some of the funniest things

see there was ashley,
she caught my eye the very second that she passed me
I kissed her once
then she started to harass me
she called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone 

And let me see
 there was Melanie 
to have a mouth like that should be a felony 
wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me
I mean dirty vocab
she used to talk like she was drunk 

and after that was tiffany 
the one with the cute cousin 
are you kiddin' me?
she had a man
but that didn't mean shit to me
he tried to catch us all the time
but I was just too god damn smooth 

and I can't forget to mention Carrie
but that situation quickly got scary 
'cause after 2 dates she was like lets get married 
can you believe that shit?
I had to pack my bags and move!

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what i do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

I'll always remember Monica 
the jewish chick
she'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah 
to met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yarmulke 
but she looked so damn good
she almost made my ass convert 

and after that there was Lisa
she had a twin sister, Teresa 
I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza
the greatest night of my life
 schleps to rock that kill to birds 

and there was Erica 
she had the stankest breath in North America,
I tryed to slip her tic tacs
but they were scared of her
and when we made out
I always had to plug my nose

And I suppose your know the sister 
shoot, I swear by hand and God
I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish 
but she got a lot of blisters 
I mean hammer time feet
you think she had walked from Boca Raton 

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

Hey Matt,
 remember Kathryn?
she talked so much
I used to make her bring me asprin 
bla, bla bla bla
I'm doin fine thanks for askin 
I even tried to make a muzzle 
but her mouth would just not quit

Oh Shit
 remember Shauna
I hate to bring her up again 
I didn't want her
that girl I talked about 
in "that girls a dog" song
yea the poster girl for Paxil  almost made me lose my grip

and oh shit
then there was Krystal 
the meth head
she used to sniff like a fist full
one time she chased me down the street with a pistol 
she tried to say I took her stash 
she bugged out and tried to kill my ass

and at last we got Kimmy 
she went abroad 
came back
and broke up with me
and so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me
I cried for like 3 days
then it was back to my evil ways

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

(travis does a freestyle scat boxing)

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

Written by: MATTHEW MCGINLEY, TRAVIS MCCOY

Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

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