Ass Like That

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Marshall Bruce Mathers III, best known by his stage name, Eminem, is an American rapper, record producer, actor, and songwriter. Eminem is from Detroit, Michigan. more »

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing doing doing 
The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing What do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being!
I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive!
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away anything I say and you will love it!

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing doing doing Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes Doing doing doing 
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing What do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat!
I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped! Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh Cause there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen her butt like that Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing 
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please I ain't never seen a - ass like that Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing 
The fuck is wrong with you?
Ha!

Written by: ANDRE YOUNG, CHE POPE, MARSHALL MATHERS, MICHAEL ELIZONDO, MARK BATSON

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

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