One Jack Off
Cledus T. Judd
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Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store And give the secret knock on the private stockroom door Good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud Hot lookin' women Ice cold suds This blonde was playin' poker She was on a roll I sat down beside her with my ace in the hole I had to draw a jack to win With a straight ace high But win I drew that card I kissed that pot goodbye cause I'm one jack off Here in my hand I got an ace, a king, a queen, and a ten and Now I'm in a jam I was doin' fine till I pulled that nine That's win I went soft I was temptin' fate with an ace high stright But I'm one jack off I've played with this deck so long its messin' with my mind I've heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blind I can't let her beat me but I ain't got a prayer I'm sure she's got a real good hand I see she's got a pair I stared across the table Hopin' that she calls Then when she raised me Well I dang near lost it all I tried to pull it out figurin' Id bluff But win I showed her what I had She said to bad your one jack off I'm just one jack off Ain't that great She said nice try but nine, ten, queen, king, ace don't make a straight I said how about another round She said adie up there hoss She took all my money And I'm still one jack off I'm one jack off Just my luck She won my favorite pair of cowboy boots And the pink slip to my truck I knew Id have to come again next week To get back what I lost That's the story of my life Its seems I'm always one jack off That's right One jack off
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Written by: JAMES BARRY POOLE, PAULA JO TAYLOR-MARQUELIN, CHRISTOPHER DOUGLAS CLARK
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