Dream Life of Rand McNally

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Jason Mraz

Jason Thomas Mraz ( /məˈræz/; born June 23, 1977) is an American singer-songwriter. Mraz first came to prominence on the San Diego coffee house scene in 2000. At one of these coffee houses, Mraz met percussionist Toca Rivera and released Live at Java Joe's. He released his debut album, Waiting f… more »

Who is he, Mr. Rand McNally?
I had I dream that mystery was me. Now who else could I be?

I dreamed I went to England and met the spice girls there for tea
They lost one more they're down from four to my favorite number three 
But they're still quite spicy as the orange flavor
And oh so nice to do me the favor and lick my icing under the table now
But I gotta leave town mr. Nally, just as scary spice was about to go down on me
And don't ask how mr. Nally and give up the towel mr. Nally and run.

I dreamed I went to Singapore got bored and robbed a liquor store
What for? Nobody knows I only took a couple of Marlboros 
Oh but that was all they needed and the criminal was soon defeated 
And now in jail I'm waiting for my punishment of caining 
So I gotta think fast mr nally watch your ass, wake up and laugh and run

 Better Mr run, mr rand, mr mac, mr nally 
Mr run, mr man, you got the knack for the rally And run.
I had a chance to visit the north pole but it was way too cold to smoke 
Oh my nose was freezing I should could use some coughing and wheezing 
So I tried it anyway and the place went up in flames 
How was I suppose to know you could catch fire to the snow
Oh lord way to go mr nally, way to go, now you're melting the poles mr nally so run.
I jumped ship in NYC and headed south to Washington DC 
Didn't think I'd go there but played some shows there fancy lucky me
But it is really slow there with our new president on TV 
Too many politicians and liberal Christians they're all set out for me
 Singing cast your vote mr nally, castrate your vote, no you don't, just run
I thumbed a ride across the prairie, I got hitched in Vegas, yep, I got married 
To a lady who loved me she thought it's be funny to gamble all my money 
And I got stranded without my clothes, a little bit of fear and loathing heart attack 
I got chased by the rat pack once in a flashback. Singing viva Las Vegas.
I settled down in San Diego and smoked a joint with java joe
And with a grin he took me in spilling coffee on his chin
And I played my show there and I met my bros there 
And with my throw pillow they kindly let me make my bed there 
There's one more thing before I go there's never been any place like this home

For once in a lifetime maybe I'd be foolish not to stay



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