Women Lose Weight

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Slick Rick

Richard Walters (born 14 January 1965), better known by his stage name Slick Rick, is a Grammy-nominated British- American rapper. He has also been known as MC Ricky D and Rick the Ruler. He began his career in late 1983, in the hip hop genre, where he recorded a series of acclaimed recordings such… more »

[Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

[Verse 1]
The name of this entertainement is 'Women lose weight'
Our first years of mariage everything was just great 
But after two kids And a weight gain factor 
The fact is Now she's completely unattractive 
Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude 
I tell her nice hit the gym And don't eat so much food 
But no Your shallow 
You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth 
But how if desire's is not there That's just delayment 
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments 
My happiness I doubt discouraged 
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage 
Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed 
When you gonna leave your wife I tell her soon mommy soon, I assume 
Or my destiny is blue Interestingly The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

[Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces 
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces 
Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[Verse 2]
My plans against or shenanigans Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning And I can't swim 
Bad intentions pumping Might as well become numb 
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong 
But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this 
Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick 
I guess I'll have to play a dude robbin 
On Wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping 
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler 
And sent her clean over the divider 
"You bastard" she said 
As the wreck went tumblin down the hill I thought "she has to be dead" 
Later on get a call (from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke 
(had me) leapin like a frog We need you at the morgue 
So I selfishly pursue 
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do I had to kill her 

[Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor 
C'mon ya'll know I had to kill her 
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces 
Send that ass right to the morgue miss Kill her 
What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor 
I had to kill her 
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces 
Send that ass right to the morgue miss 

[Verse 3]
So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run 
No sir we don't have no clues right now 
This is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids? 
Pull yourself together sir 
I'm so broken up inside I just can't believe this 
I understand, I understand 
Catch the person who did this 
We're gonna try sir Please 
Screamin "who done took my heart" acting shakin up a lot 
At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like I did it 
Like I was the reason my mates slain murmuring 
"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain" 
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook 
All she does is order from restaurants 
All of the sex you want I doubt could address, 
Clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and 
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside 
How I took a long lunch break day the wife died 
I darn near turned pale 
And because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail 
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent 
Moral of the story is 
Desire is important 
So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given 
Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her 

[Chorus]
What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor 
I didn't have to kill her 
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces 
Send that ass right to the morgue miss 
I killed her 
What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor 
I didn't have to kill her 
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces 
Send that ass right to the morgue miss 

Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your mariage healthy Do you know what I mean? 
Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler 
Peace 

Written by: PAUL CORFIELD GODFREY, RICKY M. L. WALTERS, ROSS CHARLES GODFREY, SKYE EDWARDS

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

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