Hey Mister

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Hey Mister I really like your daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream 
Maybe dip her in chocolate 

Hey Mister on your way over 
In your Volvo, suit, and tie 
We'll be crawling in your bed soon 
Messing around, maybe getting high 

It's not what ya did
It's not what ya didn't 
God gave her a perfect body 
And now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one for that I'm sure 

Hey Mister I really like your daughter
When I'm horny like thirsty 
She's a bottle of water

Hey Mister how'd it get so bad 
You raised her so well 
And now she's calling me dad 
In the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen 
The perfect little gift for high school graduation 

It's not what ya did 
It's not what ya didn't 
God gave her a perfect body 
And now I'm all up in it 

It's not she's a tramp 
It's not she's not pure 
She just likes getting her fuck on 
And it's a good one of that I'm sure 

Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na 
Ha hahaha ha ha haha 

I eat all the food in your fridge 
Call my friends around the world 
Rack up your long distance do 
Breakstands neutral drops 
Wreck all your cars 
Drink all the booze in your cheesy ass wet bar 
Order stuff on your credit cards 
Leave boogers in the skippy jar 
Smoke your cigars 
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars 
When you call in late from work tell your wife 
You're at the titty bars 

It's not what ya did 
It's not what ya didn't 
God gave her a perfect body 
And now I'm all up in it

It's not she's a tramp
It's not she's not pure 
She just likes getting her fuck on 
And it's a good of that I'm sure 

I can't lie I have to tell the truth 
My commandments says I'm a total spoof 
Your daughter's a freak 
Your daughter's a pro 
When I'm done with her 
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I'll never have a daughter 
I hope I'll never have a daughter 
I hope I'll never have a daughter 
I hope I'll never have a daughter 

Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na 
Nana na nana na
Nana na nana na

Written by: Duane Eric Lavold

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