Members Only

Sheryl CrowBuy this song

Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Suzanne Crow (born February 11, 1962) is an American singer-songwriter, musician, multi-instrumentalist, performer, record producer, actress, and political activist. Her music incorporates elements of rock, folk, hip hop, country, and pop. She has released seven studio albums, two compilatio… more »

Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again 
He seems to be stuck in the 80's 
He wears his "members only" jacket 
'Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies 

And all the white folks shake their asses 
Looking for the two and four 
I'll have mine in Martini glasses 
'Cause I can't take it anymore 

These are the days of empty kitchens 
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo 
I think she's found a new religion 
Studying the Kabalah in her J. Crew 

And all the rich kids shake their asses 
Looking for the two and four 
Well, I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses 
'Cause I can't taste it anymore 

No, 'cause I can't taste it anymore 
My friend Gregg says it's all good 
As the eastern seaboard's blown away 
Now everything is going half-price 

So look at all the money we saved 
And all the politicians shake their asses 
Looking for the back door 
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses 

'Cause they don't like the boys no more 
No, and I can't take it anymore

Written by: SHERYL CROW

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Reservoir One Music, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind

Discuss the Members Only Lyrics with the community:


Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography:


"Members Only Lyrics." STANDS4 LLC, 2016. Web. 27 Oct. 2016. <>.

Missing lyrics by Sheryl Crow?

Know any other songs by Sheryl Crow? Don't keep it to yourself!

Watch the song video

Members Only